May 2013
Watchunironicgoth:
HE TALKED TO ME
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
riddlemehiddleston:
things that say a lot about a person
their favourite character
the lyrics they write on their hands
the colours they wear
which murder weapon they prefer
how they make their tea
laugh-addict:
family events
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
drunktrophywife:
if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
agentbartowski:
colton haynes more like
colton hay-now hey now this is what dreams are made of
audino:
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
janecrocker:
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
sailorramen:
chadleymacguff:
when you’re texting a cute boy and they suddenly stop responding
cute boys won’t even text me to begin with
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
foxnewsofficial:
how come eyebrows know when to stop growing what’s going on there
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
trillass-llama:
*new follower* Fuk is u *looks at tagged/me* O shit wassup tho
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
